Dubai Dingoes

Phil 'The next President' Temple: The driving force behind the Dingoes and chief accountant (Beer buyer!). Phil has slowed up over the years but can still kick straight and take a good mark. Hails from WA and is a dockers fan but despite this he is still entitled to an Australian passport so will be travelling.
Scotty 'two teams' Orwin: A towering Ruck-man with a penchant for flight attendants Scotty originally played for the Dingoes before being poached by The Heat for the Asian games. Scotty is now a Dingoe again for 5 days proving once again that players these days have no loyalty especially when it comes to trips abroad.
Steve 'Junkyard' Nugent: The Dingoes token Irish recruit who is torn between being ecstatic at being eligible to play footy in Bali and gutted that he is now an old bloke. Cant kick, mark, tackle, run or hand-pass but still too good for Carlton. Keep an eye out for him texting inside the 50.
Matt 'Butt Naked Mac' MacFarlane: A good solid back-man with a big backside. Ask the Abu Dhabi netball team..
Mick 'Captain Fantastic' Patton: The mighty midget Mick Patton is a true Dubai footy legend. A former champion jumps jockey who now wouldn't be let ride an elephant, Mick is considered one of the best players in the UAE despite many injuries. Uses the 'C' word more than anyone on earth and loves a beer and cigarette at 3/4 time, Hails from Maldon.
Kim 'The Budge' Budgie: Amazing Budgie Dance. Comfortable spooning team mates who cant sleep. Worst water runner in the world but great drinker. A total legend and a total liability .
Kym 'Plugger' Harris ( Coach ): Too young and too heavy to play in Bali. Plugger is the the Dingoes very own bad boy. Only drinks on a day with a D in it. Steer clear, he is our own Akermanis for the Dingoes.
Adam 'Moorey' Moore: Asst Coach, Another too young to play, One of the best players in the Gulf but way too fond of dressing up like a flight attendant on our Doha trip.
Mitchell 'Moo' Jesson; New to the club, played for the Geckos last April in the ANZAC day match in Thailand - fantastic bunch of blokes,
Dingoes wish him well in his first game.
Chris 'Teabag' Elliott; One of the Great back-man in the U.A.E, played in Doha for the Dingoes at his 3rd game.
Shane 'Mac' Macfarlane; Brother of Macca, plays with the Malaysian Warriors, plays everywhere, and a bit over weight so his brothers said, but a better player than him, Dingoes welcome Mac.
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